More Great Ways to Freak a Guy Out...

A lady knows the importance of tidy landscaping, and we understand the demands of a busy woman. Meet Trim & Proper—the nude, cotton spandex panties that cover mishaps, misshapes and outright neglect. Our perfectly manicured façades can even let you tryout your next style before making the mistake of a hasty commitment.

Once again, He introduces another strange form of clothing that boggles He's mind. We had the hairy p*nties, then the penis envy underwear, and lastly the boob shirt. Now apparently Trim and Proper brings you underwear with the hair pattern on the outside??! He isn't even sure He gets it. Instead of shaving into a landing strip, wearing nude color underwear is suppose to give the same affect? Umm, isn't the point of shaving the landing strip for when the underwear comes off? Then what happens? Like "Hahaha I have a landing strip on my underwear, but not on my body, gotcha!" Sorry, but that's not funny, He doesn't get the joke.
-He

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Morning Emails Make He Sick...

I know women's fashion is your forte, but you have to have something
to say about these underwear-like contraptions. This is nuts
(literally).
-Emily Claire

Well Emily, you just absolutely ruined He's morning. He appreciates that you were thinking of FbyHe, but for the love of He, please don't send in images like this. Ugh, He almost puked when He opened the link. But Emily you are right, no one, nooooo onneee, should be wearing these things. He would not recommend going to the link as many of the items for sale are offensive even to He.
-He

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Get All Tied Up in Style...

Bec Brittain came out with some interesting jewelry, if we can call it that. Ropes wrapped around all over the place, looks like this stuff could come in handy if your stuck on a boat, or Gilligans Island.
-He

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Yes Tights with Designs are Hot!

Didn't He already do a post on Textured Tights? Well never hurts to do one again for something as sexy as lace up tights. Odds are you longer legs and this is gonna look at a lot better, but strap on some 5-6" heels and that should help any height challenged individual look good.
-He

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When Animal Love Goes Too Far...

anyone else starting to feel like it's animal week here on Fashion by He? He was okay with the Spirit Hoods, not okay with the animal gloves, but this is creepyyyyy. Talk about your ultimate don't come near me lipstick, you found yourself a winner. No it's not cute and cuddly, no one will come anywhere close to you. It is actually gross.
-He

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Get Ready for Battle in Style...

Called by some as "the ultimate arm adornment" He would have to disagree. Seems like a total and complete waste, it doesn't even look good! He would much rather see a stacked bangle or one bangle over this sheet of armor.
-He

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Yum Yum in Your Tum...

It has been real cold in NYC and He has been a bit of a baby lately and hasn't gotten nearly enough picture to keep the blog going. Instead we have to go with a random product to start the day off. Hopefully He can get back out there soon and bring you more of the pictures you are used to seeing on FbyHe. For now here is an Edible Candy Heart Ring.
-He

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It's Cold, But It Ain't This Cold...

Maybe Lou Mistraou' found a way to keep you warm in the winter months, but in no way should you be running out to buy one of these things. At almost $300 there is even more of a reason not to buy one of these color munchin hats. Just because it is winter does not mean we can walk around looking like fools. How is no one else not realizing this? He can see it now, 10 people wearing a different color standing in the street, it'll look like a walking pack of Skittles. The Fashion World Never Fails to Amaze or Amuse.
-He

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Get Your Cruel Intentions on with this...

Well whether you want to believe He is actually a god or not is up to you, but the truth is He really is one. He sent a link to a friend on January 19th, exactly 1 week ago today, saying check out these new necklaces, pretty cool stuff. At the time, He was like eh another necklace, the ArmHe is just gonna look past this post, so eh, not blog worthy. After all, He is only trying to bring you the latest and greatest, not just every new necklace that comes out. Anyway, sure enough these things are now spreading like wild fire. He tweets an idea, emails a few people about a cool necklace, next thing ya know, sh*t is blowing up on every blog from here to Pluto.

Well now onto the necklace that you all want to know about. Nope sorry, not the same one Sarah Michele wore in Cruel Intentions, but probably close to the same idea, minus the coke.

A gold-filled chain is used for the glass and bronze amulettes. The silver amulette comes on an oxidized silver chain. The scent is included in a separate vial in case you want to use your own perfume in the amulette.

The scents available are:
Talon Signature: The aromatic properties of the Talon Signature scent will help with anxiety, disappointment, fatigue, nervousness and tension.
Avalon: Choose the Avalon scent if you are looking to guard against grief, indecision, jealousy, fatigue, sadness, shyness, suspicion and tension.
Bare Trees: The essential oil properties of this scent are very grounding and balancing to help diffuse stress and calm your anxieties.

Believe it works or not these necklaces are starting to pop up everywhere, but know this. He saw this coming.
-He

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Driving Down the Road, Trying to Loosen My Load...

Fail.Fail. Fail.
Karla Spetic usually has better collections then this latest failure. Can't be sure what happened here or where the inspiration came from. But whoever told Karla this was a good idea, should be taken out back and shot. If there is any confusion over the road and the skirt you are wearing, that's a clear sign of a problem.
-He

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He Likes Ladies with White Teeth...

Method Man might have helped make gold fronts famous, but it looks like Japanese schoolgirls will be the driving force behind a new era of fashionable accessories for your teeth. Instead of gold, however, these “fronts” contain bright multicolored glowing LED lights.

The new fashion accessories were originally created as an experiment by two Japanese designers and are now being used in a commercial advertising a winter sale at a Japanese clothing store, Laforet Harajuku. They are quickly becoming a sought after accessory.

The LED smiles can easily be affixed to your teeth and glow different colors while you smile. The colors can be changed wirelessly through a computer interface. Of course they work best in the dark.

He is recommending that you pass on this trend.
-He

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Dont' Judge a Book By It's Cover...

Sorry but it's not about what is on the "inside" that counts at all. Especially not with a shirt like this. Hope no one threw up their lunch.
-He

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Japanese Want to Top Charm You...

He doesn't speak a word of Japanese, but what He can gather is that these inventors think a bra that shakes boobs is going to be a big success. Well guess what, He could not agree more. Just imagine how much attention a girl would get if she walks into a bar and her boobs are bouncing all over the place because her bra vibrates. Ok fine, He is just kidding, this isn't a good look for anyway, but those Japanese Love inventing different style bras:
-He

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A Bag Trend that Won't Catch on...

Amalia Mattaör has created a collection of evening bags, which artistically combine leather products and jewelery. These evening bags named “The Dancing Bags” are extremely aesthetic and precious all at the same time. Materials are noble and refined, design is practical and ergonomic. These luxurious accessories fuse with the woman body as an extension of oneself. Evening bags become fiercely contemporary and fatally glamorous.

Not sure these are gonna catch on anytime soon, but then again Fanny Pack bag were popular. But if He had his way, these would stay as a concept idea. They look cool, yes, but functionality and the ability to wear them out, lacking greatly.
-He

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Vintage Girl Sanitary Belt...GROSS!

There have been a few posts over the months that He was actually ashamed to post, but felt it was his duty to post them anyway. This is without doubt one of those posts, maybe He should start a new category, "Things that will 100% make you vomit."

"Do you still remember the sanitary belt from last century, which was only used for women monthly period, now we have them in new design, some of them are with pure cotton material inside, some are made with rubber inside, some are made of cloth band"

Not sure how much more detail you need to figure out what these exactly are for, but that's about all He can handle from this post.
-He

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Need Your Jeans Repaired? Call Dr. Denim...

An actually site He found from today's HottHe of the Week, you send your jeans away to this company and for a fee they manage to repair your jeans. Just when you thought your old pair of beat up jeans were time to retire...maybe the Denim Doctor can bring them back to life.
-He

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Too Sexy for 2011?

What better way to start the new year off then with Babeland Remote Vibe P*nty. Not sure if people would actually be into this, but it seems like it could be a fun game. He has featured the Rockin thong that vibrates to the music, but now you can control the movement of your underwear. Let's see what the ArmHe thinks with the first vote of the new year. Yes you'd wear them or no chance?
-He

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The Most Disturbing FbyHe Post Ever...

Browsing through Etsy the other day and came across these Congratulations Mrs.... its a Girl Cranberry fingerless gloves and almost lost it. Are these not the most repulsive things ever made? He gives a lot of people who can hand make stuff, more power to them, He is not gonna even start to try and sew these type of things together, but then again maybe the person who made these should put down the sewing machine as well. Not a fan of these, who would be, but the Etsy designer has a lot more fingerless gloves to choose from, unfortunately the ones featured above are the most stomach churning.
-He

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We Are Not Animals...Don't Act Like it!

These little Fur Ear Accessories are so ridiculously annoying. There is no nee to strap on fake ears of any type animal. It's not cute, it's not adorable, you just look stupid and childish. Get over yourself and put on a hat.
-He

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Why Hide What We All Want?

INCOQNITO creates discreet, high quality instruments of pleasure. At first glance, many of the items are elegant pieces of jewelery handcrafted with fine materials. Specially designed for use at your own discretion, these items are also objects to enhance your sexual pleasure. Daytime wear gracefully evolves into nighttime arousal, each item in our collection alludes to a different evocative experience.

Well Sign He Up. Everyone loves sex, so why not wear a little piece of jewelry that can add to it. Here is a list of what is featured in the pictures above. Isn't it great to know you have a little hidden secret that no one else knows about.
-He

Leather Handcuffs - Stylish cuff bracelets crafted from fine leather double as handcuffs for a dose of risqué fun.

Dropplet Necklace - A pair of discreet nipple vibrators on a 43” stainless steel chain fashioned from fine metals allows for the ultimate lustful experience.

Lash Belt - An adjustable belt that transforms in to a sexy whip.

Blade Necklace - Make a bold statement with this daring blade sculpted from hand cut glass for use as an instrument for sensation.

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