He always says Heels are required for all women all the time, but of course it was just a matter of time, before someone went and threw it right back in He's face. F*cking Slipper High Heels, go figure. Oh and why there were at it, let's make a Sweater Boot too. Like come on, a guy wants you to wear heels around the house, maybe even "in bed" but not a freakin slipper heel. Come on now, the ArmHe has to be better then this.
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Harem pants, aka poop in your pants pants still don't look good, and He doesn't care what season it is. Somehow they manage, like most things, to look worse in dirty flats then they would in anything else.
anyone else starting to feel like it's animal week here on Fashion by He? He was okay with the Spirit Hoods, not okay with the animal gloves, but this is creepyyyyy. Talk about your ultimate don't come near me lipstick, you found yourself a winner. No it's not cute and cuddly, no one will come anywhere close to you. It is actually gross.
Just because He Wrote the other day that some girls look good in those Spirit Hoods, does not mean that you should go so far to now put animals on your hands as well. And if it makes it any worse, they carry a full line of Critter Clothing, strange and weirdness continues.
Maybe Lou Mistraou' found a way to keep you warm in the winter months, but in no way should you be running out to buy one of these things. At almost $300 there is even more of a reason not to buy one of these color munchin hats. Just because it is winter does not mean we can walk around looking like fools. How is no one else not realizing this? He can see it now, 10 people wearing a different color standing in the street, it'll look like a walking pack of Skittles. The Fashion World Never Fails to Amaze or Amuse.
(Thanks to Dee from Chicago for the pic)
"it's freezing in here mr bigglesworth" Someone call mother nature tell her to turn the heat back on over NYC.
-He
Guys do not like when girls put gel or moose or whatever the hell else is popular these days into your hair. We like silky smooth shiny nice touchable hair. Hair is the number one must underrated feature that you girls think we do not pay attention to, but we see it. Bad hair is like bad teeth, gross and disguising, not going anywhere near you. So take a few extra minutes in the morning, blow dry, flatten, do whatever the hell you have to, buy some herbal essence, He doesn't know, but for He-sake and your sake, make your hair look good.
So He just got back from Vegas, took the red eye, killer flight. Anyway He is freakin exhausted right now, too tired to blog well. Here is a horrible looking pic He took, more thoughts are for sure to come. A General He thoughts on LV, should be good. Until then keep looking at this zebra outfit or whatever the hell she is thinking
If you are going to wear black leggings and keep in mind He isn't trying to be too mean here, the majority of people need to wear a long top to cover up their ass. There is always the argument that leggings are not pants, but what is missed is that little star (*) that should go on the argument. Leggings can be pants, but only on the right body type. You know who you are, there are the cans an can nots, nothing wrong with being a can bot, but you need to dress more accordingly.
These boots are never acceptable, and but not acceptable He is talking about the black boots. Just kidding. The Furry boots look a lot more ridiculous. Unless you're an animal, your feet should never have this much fur near or on them.
There have been a few posts over the months that He was actually ashamed to post, but felt it was his duty to post them anyway. This is without doubt one of those posts, maybe He should start a new category, "Things that will 100% make you vomit."
When He and RugbyRL did a post about how to wear a fur vest this outfit was never in mind. Who wears a fur vest over a leather jacket. Then to make it even worse capri pants with knee high boots, the problem here is that just a little bit of shin shows and you look ridiculous. Guess this women saw that fur vests were popular and thought she would try and do it herself, when she should have followed the lookbook, or He's guide a little more closely. Close by no cigar suga.
Everyone loves a Dunkin Donuts Munchkin, but not sure how much He likes them on top of your head masking for a hat.
Wait...What? That ain't right. If you can afford a full length fur jacket, odds are you can cough off the cash for a new pair of snow shoes. Duct taping the heels of your shoes to keep them dry or to cover up a whole is not gonna work so well. Come on NYC, He knows its snowy and wet, but we can do better then this.
Browsing through Etsy the other day and came across these Congratulations Mrs.... its a Girl Cranberry fingerless gloves and almost lost it. Are these not the most repulsive things ever made? He gives a lot of people who can hand make stuff, more power to them, He is not gonna even start to try and sew these type of things together, but then again maybe the person who made these should put down the sewing machine as well. Not a fan of these, who would be, but the Etsy designer has a lot more fingerless gloves to choose from, unfortunately the ones featured above are the most stomach churning.