Two Girls Walking in the Ugliest Shoes Ever...

UGGs on the left. Pocahontas on the right...are these friends made for each other or what? Get off He's streets with those ugly ass shoes.
-He

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Not Everyone Can Wear Leggings as Pants...

If you are going to wear black leggings and keep in mind He isn't trying to be too mean here, the majority of people need to wear a long top to cover up their ass. There is always the argument that leggings are not pants, but what is missed is that little star (*) that should go on the argument. Leggings can be pants, but only on the right body type. You know who you are, there are the cans an can nots, nothing wrong with being a can bot, but you need to dress more accordingly.
-He

P.S. He knows He totally avoiding the UGGs in this picture, but if you didn't' realize how stumpy they make your legs look by now, well there is no eye doctor in the world that is gonna be able to help you out.

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THIS IS AN EMERGENCY...DEATH TO UGG!

This is a blatant lack of disrespect for the women of the world for UGG to think for a second that any woman would ever buy or wear these is an insult much greater then any man could present. Women of the world, you should be offended to the 1,000,000th degree. You do NOT need to take this or allow these type of UGGS to exist in your world. You can FIGHT back.

He is asking all women to join together and help He remove UGGS from this world. JOIN THE WAR ON UGGS, (by reading He daily) help HE help you look better and create a better work for you and your children.
-He

P.S. If you feel that you might have been infected by the UGGs virus, or want to take preventative measure to ensure your safety, please click here for the UGG Vaccine.

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It's Time for the Elephant Walk of Shame...

Just in case everyone forgot how stumpy these damn things make you look, here is another example. Not sure why but for some reason He hates these "inside out" UGGS a lot more then normal plain UGGS. Even if these damn things are as comfortable as half you say they are, what is the point of the furry part on the outside? Don't you wear them to look bad and keep your feet warm? Whose staying warm with the fur on the outside? No one.
-He

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A CURE FOR UGGS!!! FINALLY!!!!

This video could have only been better if it was produced by Fashion by He. But regardless this video is AMAZING! Dead on balls accurate. Join the WAR ON UGGS by getting your UGG Vaccine today!
-He

P.S. Thank you Babelgum, you have made He's day a billion times better.

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Year 2 of the War on UGGS...

As another winter season approaches and the temperature drop our standards seem to as well. Shoe standards. Today begins Year 2, not an exact date, of the War on UGGS. When He officially declared War, He knew this was going to be a difficult fight, the odds are stacked against us, but He is confident that the ArmHe is stronger, faster and better dressed. We can remove UGGS from our planet once and for all.
-He

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He Hates the Furry Community...

Hey all you furries out there, Go F*ck Yourself. Why all the hate you ask? Who else could possibly be responsible for slippers this ugly? Even UGG wouldn't dare come out with something this offensive. If it wasn't bad enough they had to add some furry pom pom tassles to it too. Yea thanks for nothing.
-He

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NO UGGS IN AUGUST...

It is simple. NO UGGS EVER. So what the hell is this girl doing wearing them in August? Someone please help.
-He

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